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Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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rory-motherfucking-williams:

alexis-cool:

look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”

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wanksclub:

me as hell

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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.

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I want to finish Parks & Rec tonight, but I have to fold laundry tomorrow and Parks & Rec is my laundry show so I wouldn’t have anything to watch while folding laundry. 

posted 7 hours ago with 2 notes 

sassycappy87:

this is the worst thing to ever happen to your team 

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posted 11 hours ago with 11,856 notes  dougiegilmour)

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

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posted 12 hours ago with 29,184 notes  westindians)

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I want to write a Teen Wolf Notting Hill AU called Knotting Hill

posted 18 hours ago with 3 notes 

officialwhitegirls:

I’ll wait

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posted 18 hours ago with 56,198 notes  ohsobreezyjane)

carlosofthecosmos:

tastysynapse:

Every part of the fandom will understand how comforting this short tune is.

wow dude. I really just felt that in my heart. 20 seconds? that’s staying with me the whole night

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i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

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posted 1 day ago with 16,149 notes  i-think-im-so-funny)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

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