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official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

(Source: howtotrainyourdonger, via erenjaegrrr)

posted 4 hours ago with 96,379 notes  howtotrainyourdonger)

My roommate is really getting on my nerves

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bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

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posted 5 hours ago with 39,282 notes  bloodpactgirlscout)

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

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posted 5 hours ago with 49,701 notes  africandogontheprairie)

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

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posted 9 hours ago with 147,542 notes  stunningpicture)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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posted 9 hours ago with 513,654 notes  catasters)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

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Anonymous: Hey, so if you're really having trouble meeting new friends abroad, you should see if Seville has any language exchanges/intercambios. You go to a bar and meet Spanish people who are looking to learn english, it's a great way to meet new people. (just a suggestion)

I went to an intercambio last week and it was really fun! I didn’t really meet anyone who I’d want to hang out with last time (mainly just kind of skeezy dudes), but I am planning on going again this week. Thanks for the suggestion!

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Tonight on Isabel: Christopher Columbus tells Queen Isabella that he needs prostitutes for his voyage and she loses her fucking shit

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merlinsbane:

for me the biggest unsolved mystery of the world is whether or not My Immortal was a trollfic or a legitimate fanfiction that someone sat down and wrote.

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definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

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