meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

earthnation:

im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

farahbear:

was that a horcrux

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

walking-mess:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent 

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

jaclcfrost:

spike and dimitri are twins

and i don’t know who they’re related to

neither do we

go on

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

nbcsnl:

One of our favorite moments ever.

princessaryastark:

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