This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”
me as hell
OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.
I want to finish Parks & Rec tonight, but I have to fold laundry tomorrow and Parks & Rec is my laundry show so I wouldn’t have anything to watch while folding laundry.
this is the worst thing to ever happen to your team
R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics”
the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse
I want to write a Teen Wolf Notting Hill AU called Knotting Hill
Every part of the fandom will understand how comforting this short tune is.
wow dude. I really just felt that in my heart. 20 seconds? that’s staying with me the whole night
This is so true it’s not even funny.
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor