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edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

posted 6 hours ago with 23,096 notes  edwardspoonhands)

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via lifeefantastic)

posted 8 hours ago with 18,445 notes  kreiderchris)

ssstylishrank:

ssstylishrank:

wonder how the once-ler fandom is doing 

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posted 13 hours ago with 626 notes  ssstylishrank)

narutorero:

iN ORDER TO BE MY FRIEND, yOU MUST FIRST DEFEAT, mY SEVEN EVIL SELF ESTEEM ISSUES,

(via whtaft)

posted 1 day ago with 61,549 notes  narutorero-deactivated20140222)

(Source: mymultifandommadness, via it-came-upon-a-midnight-clear)

posted 1 day ago with 10,638 notes  mymultifandommadness)

wolfpun:

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

ME TOO BUDDY IN THE VIDEO

(Source: fartgallery, via it-came-upon-a-midnight-clear)

posted 1 day ago with 355,066 notes  fartgallery)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via djmeowlik)

posted 1 day ago with 617,105 notes  thekatitube)

shoulderblades:

marinaabramopug:

The public throng to see her live.

i’m living for this pug

(via oh-my-godstiel)

posted 2 days ago with 16,420 notes  marinaabramopug)

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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(via erenjaegrrr)

posted 2 days ago with 36,610 notes  violanthe)

what-is-it-jeager:

my life goal is to be him

(Source: otaku-greta-chan, via armlnarlert)

posted 2 days ago with 715 notes  otaku-greta-chan)

rahhb:

There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti

(via lifeefantastic)

posted 2 days ago with 279,457 notes  rahhb)

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

(Source: guuest, via thelonecellist)

posted 2 days ago with 20,729 notes  guuest)

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(via buckys-barn)

posted 2 days ago with 50,843 notes  estpolis)

Four Word Love Story, DeviantArt, 2014

Artist Unknown

(Source: what-the-fuck-deviantart, via queen-of-vintas)

posted 2 days ago with 71,464 notes  what-the-fuck-deviantart)